Main Theorem (aka Ling's Law/Theorem) [1]

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In the dating [2][3] pool, top candidates for relationships tend to get cuffed quickly, generally with a relationship acquisition rate proportional to their perceived value in the dating marketplace.

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[1] Proof is left as an exercise for the curious single.

[2] cis, heterosexual.

[3] generally, applies to people under age 30.

Corollaries

• Singleness corollary
• Dating Unicorns corollary 🦄
• What's wrong with them corollary
• What's wrong with them corollary corollary
• What’s wrong with me corollary
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd corollary
• That friend that's always in a relationship corollary